mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg


scary-lottie looooook

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

scary-lottie looooook

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

something that makes me giggle is that in the original oot the bridge formed by the sages:

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copped so much for being a really bad attempt at demonstrating their power that nintendo pimped the shit out of it in the 3ds

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xzibit presents pimp my rainbow.

i just stumbled across this in my archive and i fucking snorted

kodoris:

SHOTS FIRED


Oh snippidy snap

kodoris:

SHOTS FIRED

Oh snippidy snap

Dumbass its a pikmin

Dumbass its a pikmin

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

izzy-springbolt:

did-you-kno:

 Source 

is this animal crossing

I want him

izzy-springbolt:

did-you-kno:

 Source 

is this animal crossing

I want him

goddammitravio:

I’M FUCKING PUMPED AS SHIT

thedoctorisinravenclaw:

I am disturbed but not surprised.

How the fuck is family guy higher than southpark

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises